jizzy-hurricane:

I’m just going to leave this here….

hiddles-makelovenotwar:

Tom’s performances [1] - Theater

tom hiddleston alphabet

↳ d: derp

hazelandglasz:

leavemeonmyown:

i just died jhfsasbhge

Are you kidding me right now

no it’s right meow

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

aloh4mor4:

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

F

G

a-study-in-gay:

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

who wrote the story of my life

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

justagirldemi:

whereisthewhimsy:

alwaysdisneybound:

AWWWWW

This is just too cute it hurts

girl has more game the i will ever have

uss-special:

talonsandwings:

mischiefforhire:

black-nata:

v-p-potts:

You know, I think spending over a decade of your life with either Clint Barton OR Tony Stark will wear your face down into the same default expression.

thefuckisthisshit.gif

…I know that look.

i need a movie that’s just pepper and nat and loki having a night on the town being sassy bitches and swapping war stories about their ridiculous pet superheroes

ridiculous pet superheroes