i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
Who the hell is Bucky?
If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.
If you were my homework I’d do you.
I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS JO
I FUCKING MISS BALTHAZAR
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY
its a special day when someone misses satan
they should invent
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
the faster you go the faster the wifi
Now that’s motivation
wow look at sammy go he needs the internet for research.
*furiously jogging* so gET THIS